mjm wired ;)  

The New 7UP is now 100% natural. Somehow it doesn't taste any better. If you let it sit for a few minutes it's worse than club soda.

How about that Sprite? I see very bizarre Sprite commercials with multi-color sumo wrestlers.

Remember in 1991 when Cindy Crawford unveiled the new Pepsi logo? Well, I remember it. Why couldn't 7UP (or Sprite) just do that?

Or they could have somehow utilized the stolen Coke formula. But I've always preferred the taste of Pepsi over Coke (nothing to do with the aforementioned supermodel).

Ahh the mysteries of the carbonated refreshment world.